Google Makes me Giggle

Oh silly Google... I wonder how it's possible that certain suggestions wind up being suggestions on Google. How do they get there? How is this possible?

At the very least it provides something amusing.

A Fast Food Flow Chart for the Ages

I used to work in fast food, and the sad thing is that this flow chart makes so much sense. I love it.

I found it through one of my favorite blogs, Geekologie, if that says anything about my personality.

Since entering college I eat considerably less fast food than I ever did (sounds counter-intuitive, right?). For a while, actually, I went over a year sans fast food. Then I magically wound up working at Burger King and unfortunately, the rest is history.

Please, the next time you need to eat something fast, try not to go to some crappy fast food place. Make yourself some cereal at least.

Miley and Biggie Mashup

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Video - Dan Likes to Party

One night last week, I was called at midnight and asked if I wanted to slap Dan Horgan. We lived on the same floor last year, in adjacent rooms, and I got to slap him last year for our Wellness Fuck movie. Now, they want this video to go viral (which I doubt it will, but hey, it's worth a shot).

I actually find the video pretty funny. I ask you to please wait until the end. Don't stop it short because it's only about a minute and 30 seconds long anyway.